Friday, February 29, 2008

Yum Yum Froggies

Call me mountain tortoise if you want to....but yesterday was my first taste of Frogs' Porridge at Geylang with Mr Tootsie....
Oh my the Frogs' Porridge was oyishi nei!!!!!!!!! The best porridge I ever had...esp the sauce....oh my....Burrrpppppppp

And thank you Darling Tootsie....for giving me all the legs...:P









Wednesday, February 27, 2008

Continuation of Death Note Spin Off - L Change The World (Part 2)

After watching the movie, I told Mr Tootsie and our frens that I am sure there's a continuation for this movie.....or maybe like what Mrs PDA said: L is gone....maybe there's sequeal on the Thai little boy - Near? hmmmmmmmm.....

Well I doubt so....I bet there's surely a continuation! ENCORE ENCORE!!!

psss........By the way, anyone knows how Watari die.....

Belles of the governors ball

Omg 1) Are they having a belly contest? (Pregnant Cate Blanchett chatting with Director Julian Schnabel.)



OmG 2) That is my fav wrestler, THE ROCK!!!


OmG 3) That's a lovely dress indeed! I would love to wear that. Keri Russell really looks like a cinderella.


A Video Spoof of Edison's Sex Scandal

helpppp.......This Video Spoof of Edison's Scandal is killing me. After watching it I laugh so much until my stomach pain. People are really creative.. 1st it was Edison Chen Sex Scandal Comics with Gillian Chung now this Video. Classic.. really a classic..

Monday, February 25, 2008

Disappearing car doors.. cooler than a Lambo

Disappearing car doors

Ah Kong byebye..

When leaving my house earlier..

Mrs Tootsie blurted out to my dad "Ah Kong byebye"

My mum couldn't resist laughing and making a joke of my dad "See la your hair all white liao. Let Mrs Tootsie mistaken for Ah Kong"

Joker la!

Sunday, February 24, 2008

In Japanese class..

Sensei to Mrs Tootsie: Can you pass me the revision exercise for me to show the class?

Mrs Tootsie to me: si le la, wo mei you zuo (die la, I never do)

Sensei: bu yong jing bu yong jing (nevermind, nevermind)

LOL. Sensei actually understands chinese as well.

Wednesday, February 20, 2008

Something cool for the nerds

Ah Ma my name is ..

I couldn't believe how cute Mrs Tootsie is.

We had a last-day-of-chinese-new-year-dinner (which was suppose to be tomorrow but my brother had to go on a overseas trip) together with the whole family which includes my Ah Kong and Ah Ma.

So my Ah Ma was talking to Mrs Tootsie and asking her how she should address her. Guess what she was her answer?

LOL. She answered with her christian name. And Ah Ma was like ok whatever.

I actually did hear it but I didn't laugh until when I fetch Mrs Tootsie back home and she told me this. She should say that she is Ah *insert middle name* mah!!!! AIYOHH!!!

Thursday, February 14, 2008

Car Names

AUDI: Another Ugly Deutsche Invention

BMW : Brings Me Women but Broke My Wallet

FIAT : Failure in Italian Automotive Technology

FORD : Fast Only Rolling Downhill

HYUNDAI : Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable and Inexpensive

SAAB : Shape Appears Ass-Backwards

VOLVO : Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object

PORSCHE : Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything

Wednesday, February 13, 2008

Mrs Tootsie on the year of Ratatouille

Finally I have the mood to blog. I know I should stay positive....but I just got such a strong feeling that there is a major incident that is going to happen to me, I dont know wat....but I just can feel that this yr 2008 is not a good year for me. Everything doesnt seem so right.


On the outside, I could be smiley cuz I am trying to stay positive and fighting thru this year.

I just hope this year will pass by soon ...esp in the beginning of year 2008, my work is not smooth sailing.... though problems at work means challenges... but what else more is coming??

That's the reason why I told Mr Tootsie I need a get-away for this year Xmas, somewhere out of Singapore esp now I cant take long leave until late Aug.

Mrs Tootsie counting down to 31 Dec 2008.

Tuesday, February 12, 2008

Should Nicolas baby be named 谢毛毛 or 陈毛毛?

Lol.

Heard from 93.3 earlier that Nicolas Tze is going to be divorcing Cecilia Cheung. Thought I'll do a search on google but I can't seem to find a source that confirm this.

But read in a certain forum discussing whether the baby is Edison's or Nicolas's. And someone suggested whether Nicolas baby should be named 谢毛毛 or 陈毛毛?

Lol. I can't stop laughing.

Food for Thought

A holy man was having a conversation with the Lord one day and said,"Lord, I would like to know what Heaven and Hell are like."

The Lord led the holy man to two doors.

He opened one of the doors and the holy man looked in In the middle of the room was a large round table. In the middle of the table was a largepot of stew, which smelled delicious and made the holy man's mouth water.

The people sitting around the table were thin and sickly. They appeared to be famished. They were holding spoons with very long handles that were strapped to their arms and each found it possible to reach into the pot of stew and take a spoonful. But because the handle was longer than theirarms, they could not get the spoons back into their mouths.

The holy man shuddered at the sight of their misery and suffering.

The Lord said, "You have seen Hell."

They went to the next room and opened the door. It was exactly the same as the first one. There was the large round table with the large pot of stew which again made the holy man's mouth water. The people were equipped with the same long-handled spoons, but here the people were well nourished and plump, laughing and talking.

The holy man said, "I don't understand."

It is simple," said the Lord. "It requires but one skill. You see they have learned to feed each other, while the greedy think only of themselves."

Wednesday, February 6, 2008

Ain't these jewellery lovely?

Ain't these jewellery lovely?

Earrings

Necklance

Cufflinks


Isn't it lovely?

Guess what? They're made from this:

Would you like one?

No they're not coffee beans. They are Moose droppings or dunk, shit, feces, manure or to sound nicer, excrement.

Inside these Moose droppings are usually fibres of chew up barks so its quite solid. The collected droppings are painted with a clear coat of paint before it is made into jewellery so don't worry, you're not touching shit. Lol.

At Talkeetna, Alaska, the people make a big deal out of these droppings. They even celebrate these Moose shit by holding an annual mid July Moose Dropping Festival.

The Abused and the Abuser

Everyone's been talking about the maid who abused the baby. How although the Mom did not suspect the maid to be abusive, she installed a camera for precaution as she have heard of maids abusing the baby.

A Search on Youtube would bring out all the clips of the baby being abused. Of course I have to agreed that this is inhuman. That is a defenceless baby we're talking about.

But why are we only making such a big fuss when something happens. How about US, Singaporeans abusing our maids? That happens too. Many times in fact.

I've watched through the whole series of maid abused and I don't see it as abusive as when the employer punch, kick, burnt and scald our poor maids.

And whats with Singaporeans anyway? Always trying to squeeze out every last value out of our maids? They are human as well, they deserve rest. C'mon, your kids can get a glass of water by themselves right? They can at least bring the dishes to the sink. You're spoiling your kids. And with the number of maids in Singapore, we're growing up to be a spoilt society. Rich, spoilt,unappreciative and always complaining.

The pineapple

Was going for lunch when I spotted this! and bought it for $7(for 2).


Its pineapple made of small little mini pineapple jelly. I don't know what is inside but I guess it should be pineapple favour. For the moment its for decorative purposes so I have to wait till after the CNY before I can try it. I CAN"T WAIT!

Monday, February 4, 2008

The art of beating around the bush

Got an sms about a gathering during cny at a friend's new house. Sort of a house warming as well.

Lets give this friend a name. Lets call her Miss B.

I did not bother to reply this sms as I know what is the next reply. Predictably, it'll go something like "So how are you making your way there?"

So a few days later, I got an email from Miss B to remind us of this day again. AGAIN I did not reply her.

Another couple days pass and Miss B finally msn me asking if I'm going. AGAIN I did not answer her.

You know, anyone not knowing the situation here would question what I'm doing. Why would I refused to answer such a sincere friend invitation. It's rude right?

I finally relent thinking it was pretty rude actually to not reply 3 modes of invitation by Miss B.

So finally..

Mr Tootsie says: Yup, should be going.

Miss B says: cool so how will u b going?

Just as predicted. How should I reply her? hmm.. "Oh I buy a car and leave it the car park. I feel that the taxes I pay is not enough so I want to contribute more by paying the road tax and the COE to the govenment. So I guess I'll take the public transport to meet you guys."

Miss B says: u stil hv ya mini van?

Ahh.. finally getting there..

If I replied yes. She'll continued with something like "Hey I miss your van leh. Its damn comfortable at the back." or "We'll have like 5-6 person waiting at Clementi. You on the way can pick us up? You know your van spacious mah" You get the idea.

Mr Tootsie says:
i got something on earlier.. i meet u guys there

After a long paused,

Miss B says:
ok

Saturday, February 2, 2008

The headlights

Everyone knows what is 'cfm' . Often used in the sms language, it means 'confirm'. But Mr D gave me a new insight into the word.

During an msn session:

Mr D says:
What is cfm? come f**k me?

Its funny how I never thought of it.

~~~

Ok I admit, I am a mountain tortise!
Being the good samaritan that I am, I warn a lady in a Volvo today that her headlights is not off.



No not these lights! :P

Guess I've not driven cars like her whose headlights auto off after a certain time.

Friday, February 1, 2008

Do they have any ethics???

Do they have any ethics???

'nuff said! What comes around goes around. You will have to return those ill begotten money somehow or another.

And people ask me why I HATE china... how should I start? hmm...

To those chinaman who asked why do we dislike them... sorry if you don't belong to the majority of your friends. But the fact remains your friends spoil the reputation(by being rude, loud, vulgar and cheating their way to the bank irregardless of humans' life) and there are like 99 black sheeps to 1 white sheep.

I AM NOT CHINESE. I AM ALSO NOT SINGAPOREAN CHINESE. I AM JUST SINGAPOREAN.