Mrs Tootsie ...On the way back from Interlaken Ost to Basel

And so on the way back from Interlaken Ost to Basel on a train was already Basel time 10pm....me and my 6 other colleagues met in the morning since 830am and was pretty tired when reached home....Nonetheless during the journey back to Basel, Mrs Tootsie got blocked ears.....due to the air compression in the train....and so she blowed while pinching her nose....not to allow the air to come out from the nostrils but from the ears....and so Mrs Tootsie's colleague Ms R asked her what is she doing, I suppose this classic has happen before to me....

I told Ms R that I got blocked nose and gng to blow out...and she asked if you got blocked nose why are you pointing your ears to me?....This reminds me when Mr Tootsie touched my ears and I told him NOt to touch my nose....

Opps,
Mrs Tootsie

Mrs Tootsie...Recovering

Mrs Tootsie is recovering....however poor Ms J, she had dry throat and coughing, and now she totally lost her voice....hmmm although my throat is getting better w/o phlegm, but I still able to speak with my sexy voice....hehehe oppss....

Thanks to the medicine that my lovely mum has got it from our family doc, my healthy diet and Mr Tootsie's mummy prayers.

Touched and Healthy and...what else....Mrs Tootsie with a sexy voice?

Mrs Tootsie...Finally...DREAMT....

hmmm...I guess I could be too stress over my incoming job task over in Basel that I actually dreamt that I was being posted to Thailand office and of course theres a pay increment....Initially in the dream, I rejected the job offer, however like I was telling myself how far can I go....I am not the ambitious type and career minded woman....what about my family and loved ones back in Singapore?...anyway this weird dream just stops......in fact yesterday it seems like a pretty long night to me...almost every hr, I will just open my eyes looking at my hp time, 3am....4am.....5.30am....and then its 630 am....time to wake up cuz we are gng to this quite faraway city in Basel and are meeting the rest of our SG colleagues at the Basel SBB stat at 830am.
Tmr is gonna be a early morning for me too....gng to Germany.

Sarwadee,

Mrs Tootsie

Mrs Tootsie ... she spoil the apartment machine

OMG...never did Ms J spoil her service apartment machine...only until Mrs Tootsie came..

Ms J wasnt back from work yet and Mrs Tootsie got lots of laundries to wash. And oh mine! The machine hasnt even finish washing it stopped and got stuck! When Ms J came back, she used a spade to open the lid and there it goes....I manage to retrieve my laundries but....Washing Machine is spoil...opps...

Ever classic and accident prone,

Mrs Tootsie

Mr Tootsie in... The Weird Dream

OMG. I just woke up from a very very weird dream. I dreamt of this lady who was put into a sack by a couple. Some sort of demostration I guess for maybe 'guiness book of world records'??!! she could be folded and when I picked her up, she was so tightly folded like paper. I think she was only like 10cm small?? rediculously small!! I pick her up and I could feel her breathing.. she's not dead... thank god! I then slowly unfold her like paper. I still could not believe I had this kinda dream...

Shocked,
Mr Tootsie

Mrs Tootsie writes: Why does Mr Tootsie's dream not at all relate to real life...sound so sci fi...moreover can fold the lady...that's scary...my oh mine! These days I've got dreamless nights

Mr Tootsie in .... toilet poems

Door #1 " THE "FUTURE" OF SINGAPORE IS IN YOUR HAND , HOLD IT GENTLY"?

Door #2 Here I lie in stinky vapor, Because some bastard stole the toilet paper, Shall I lie, or shall I linger, Or shall I be forced to use my finger.

Door #3 Here I sit Broken hearted Tried to shit But only farted

Door #4 You're lucky You had your chance I tried to fart, And shit my pants!

Door #5 I came here To shit and stink, But all I do Is sit and think.

Door #6 Some come here to sit and think, Some come here to shit and stink, But I come here to scratch my balls , And read the bullshit on the walls...

Door #7 (also double as job advertisement) (written high upon the wall) If you can piss above this line, the Singapore Fire Department wants you.

Door #8 (Ministry of Environment advertisement) We aim to please! You aim too! Please?

Door #9 Patrons are requested to remain seated throughout the entire performance.

Door #10 (seen at a restaurant toilet) The hands that clean these toilets also make your food...please aim properly... Thank you...

Love,
Mr Tootsie

Mrs Tootsie...Want to go home fast!!!

Mrs Tootsie is never at all happy during for the past few days in Basel....okay for Paris cuz can see Effiel Tower....my colleagues are self centred creatures....except for my ang moh colleagues...

Sad,
Mrs Tootsie