Door #1 " THE "FUTURE" OF SINGAPORE IS IN YOUR HAND , HOLD IT GENTLY"?
Door #2 Here I lie in stinky vapor, Because some bastard stole the toilet paper, Shall I lie, or shall I linger, Or shall I be forced to use my finger.
Door #3 Here I sit Broken hearted Tried to shit But only farted
Door #4 You're lucky You had your chance I tried to fart, And shit my pants!
Door #5 I came here To shit and stink, But all I do Is sit and think.
Door #6 Some come here to sit and think, Some come here to shit and stink, But I come here to scratch my balls , And read the bullshit on the walls...
Door #7 (also double as job advertisement) (written high upon the wall) If you can piss above this line, the Singapore Fire Department wants you.
Door #8 (Ministry of Environment advertisement) We aim to please! You aim too! Please?
Door #9 Patrons are requested to remain seated throughout the entire performance.
Door #10 (seen at a restaurant toilet) The hands that clean these toilets also make your food...please aim properly... Thank you...
Love,
Mr Tootsie
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