In order to get over my Monday Blues...I will try to find sth to laugh it off..
Here's my antidote to the Monday Bluess...
Antidote 1:
Teacher: Peter, why are you late for school again
Peter: Well, Miss, I dreamed that I was playing football and this game went into extra time
Antidote 2:
Waiter: I've stewed liver, boiled tongue, and frog's leg
Customer: Dont tell me your problems. Give the menu card.
Antidote 3:
A drunkard was brought to court. Just before the trial there was a commotion in the gallery. The judge pounded the gravel on his table and shouted, "Order, order."
The drunkard immediately responded: "Thank you, your honour, I'll have a scotch and soda."
Antidote 4:
Customer: Waiter, do you serve crabs?
Waiter: Please sit down sir, we serve everyone
Enjoy!
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