Friday, February 29, 2008
Yum Yum Froggies
Oh my the Frogs' Porridge was oyishi nei!!!!!!!!! The best porridge I ever had...esp the sauce....oh my....Burrrpppppppp
And thank you Darling Tootsie....for giving me all the legs...:P
Wednesday, February 27, 2008
Continuation of Death Note Spin Off - L Change The World (Part 2)
Well I doubt so....I bet there's surely a continuation! ENCORE ENCORE!!!
psss........By the way, anyone knows how Watari die.....
Belles of the governors ball
A Video Spoof of Edison's Sex Scandal
Monday, February 25, 2008
Ah Kong byebye..
Mrs Tootsie blurted out to my dad "Ah Kong byebye"
My mum couldn't resist laughing and making a joke of my dad "See la your hair all white liao. Let Mrs Tootsie mistaken for Ah Kong"
Joker la!
Sunday, February 24, 2008
In Japanese class..
Mrs Tootsie to me: si le la, wo mei you zuo (die la, I never do)
Sensei: bu yong jing bu yong jing (nevermind, nevermind)
LOL. Sensei actually understands chinese as well.
Friday, February 22, 2008
Wednesday, February 20, 2008
Ah Ma my name is ..
We had a last-day-of-chinese-new-year-dinner (which was suppose to be tomorrow but my brother had to go on a overseas trip) together with the whole family which includes my Ah Kong and Ah Ma.
So my Ah Ma was talking to Mrs Tootsie and asking her how she should address her. Guess what she was her answer?
LOL. She answered with her christian name. And Ah Ma was like ok whatever.
I actually did hear it but I didn't laugh until when I fetch Mrs Tootsie back home and she told me this. She should say that she is Ah *insert middle name* mah!!!! AIYOHH!!!
Thursday, February 14, 2008
Car Names
BMW : Brings Me Women but Broke My Wallet
FIAT : Failure in Italian Automotive Technology
FORD : Fast Only Rolling Downhill
HYUNDAI : Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable and Inexpensive
SAAB : Shape Appears Ass-Backwards
VOLVO : Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
PORSCHE : Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything
Wednesday, February 13, 2008
Mrs Tootsie on the year of Ratatouille
On the outside, I could be smiley cuz I am trying to stay positive and fighting thru this year.
I just hope this year will pass by soon ...esp in the beginning of year 2008, my work is not smooth sailing.... though problems at work means challenges... but what else more is coming??
That's the reason why I told Mr Tootsie I need a get-away for this year Xmas, somewhere out of Singapore esp now I cant take long leave until late Aug.
Mrs Tootsie counting down to 31 Dec 2008.
Tuesday, February 12, 2008
Should Nicolas baby be named 谢毛毛 or 陈毛毛?
Heard from 93.3 earlier that Nicolas Tze is going to be divorcing Cecilia Cheung. Thought I'll do a search on google but I can't seem to find a source that confirm this.
But read in a certain forum discussing whether the baby is Edison's or Nicolas's. And someone suggested whether Nicolas baby should be named 谢毛毛 or 陈毛毛?
Lol. I can't stop laughing.
Food for Thought
The Lord led the holy man to two doors.
He opened one of the doors and the holy man looked in In the middle of the room was a large round table. In the middle of the table was a largepot of stew, which smelled delicious and made the holy man's mouth water.
The people sitting around the table were thin and sickly. They appeared to be famished. They were holding spoons with very long handles that were strapped to their arms and each found it possible to reach into the pot of stew and take a spoonful. But because the handle was longer than theirarms, they could not get the spoons back into their mouths.
The holy man shuddered at the sight of their misery and suffering.
The Lord said, "You have seen Hell."
They went to the next room and opened the door. It was exactly the same as the first one. There was the large round table with the large pot of stew which again made the holy man's mouth water. The people were equipped with the same long-handled spoons, but here the people were well nourished and plump, laughing and talking.
The holy man said, "I don't understand."
It is simple," said the Lord. "It requires but one skill. You see they have learned to feed each other, while the greedy think only of themselves."
Wednesday, February 6, 2008
Ain't these jewellery lovely?
Would you like one?
No they're not coffee beans. They are Moose droppings or dunk, shit, feces, manure or to sound nicer, excrement.
Inside these Moose droppings are usually fibres of chew up barks so its quite solid. The collected droppings are painted with a clear coat of paint before it is made into jewellery so don't worry, you're not touching shit. Lol.
At Talkeetna, Alaska, the people make a big deal out of these droppings. They even celebrate these Moose shit by holding an annual mid July Moose Dropping Festival.
The Abused and the Abuser
A Search on Youtube would bring out all the clips of the baby being abused. Of course I have to agreed that this is inhuman. That is a defenceless baby we're talking about.
But why are we only making such a big fuss when something happens. How about US, Singaporeans abusing our maids? That happens too. Many times in fact.
I've watched through the whole series of maid abused and I don't see it as abusive as when the employer punch, kick, burnt and scald our poor maids.
And whats with Singaporeans anyway? Always trying to squeeze out every last value out of our maids? They are human as well, they deserve rest. C'mon, your kids can get a glass of water by themselves right? They can at least bring the dishes to the sink. You're spoiling your kids. And with the number of maids in Singapore, we're growing up to be a spoilt society. Rich, spoilt,unappreciative and always complaining.
The pineapple
Its pineapple made of small little mini pineapple jelly. I don't know what is inside but I guess it should be pineapple favour. For the moment its for decorative purposes so I have to wait till after the CNY before I can try it. I CAN"T WAIT!
Monday, February 4, 2008
The art of beating around the bush
Lets give this friend a name. Lets call her Miss B.
I did not bother to reply this sms as I know what is the next reply. Predictably, it'll go something like "So how are you making your way there?"
So a few days later, I got an email from Miss B to remind us of this day again. AGAIN I did not reply her.
Another couple days pass and Miss B finally msn me asking if I'm going. AGAIN I did not answer her.
You know, anyone not knowing the situation here would question what I'm doing. Why would I refused to answer such a sincere friend invitation. It's rude right?
I finally relent thinking it was pretty rude actually to not reply 3 modes of invitation by Miss B.
So finally..
Mr Tootsie says: Yup, should be going.
Miss B says: cool so how will u b going?
Just as predicted. How should I reply her? hmm.. "Oh I buy a car and leave it the car park. I feel that the taxes I pay is not enough so I want to contribute more by paying the road tax and the COE to the govenment. So I guess I'll take the public transport to meet you guys."
Miss B says: u stil hv ya mini van?
Ahh.. finally getting there..
If I replied yes. She'll continued with something like "Hey I miss your van leh. Its damn comfortable at the back." or "We'll have like 5-6 person waiting at Clementi. You on the way can pick us up? You know your van spacious mah" You get the idea.
Mr Tootsie says:
i got something on earlier.. i meet u guys there
After a long paused,
Miss B says:
ok
Saturday, February 2, 2008
The headlights
During an msn session:
Mr D says:
What is cfm? come f**k me?
Its funny how I never thought of it.
No not these lights! :P
Guess I've not driven cars like her whose headlights auto off after a certain time.
Friday, February 1, 2008
Do they have any ethics???
'nuff said! What comes around goes around. You will have to return those ill begotten money somehow or another.
And people ask me why I HATE china... how should I start? hmm...
To those chinaman who asked why do we dislike them... sorry if you don't belong to the majority of your friends. But the fact remains your friends spoil the reputation(by being rude, loud, vulgar and cheating their way to the bank irregardless of humans' life) and there are like 99 black sheeps to 1 white sheep.
I AM NOT CHINESE. I AM ALSO NOT SINGAPOREAN CHINESE. I AM JUST SINGAPOREAN.